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Monday December 1st 2025
MANCHESTER, ENGLAND >>> PHILADELPHIA, PA
Woebegone travelled light. He’d only been a week in the other, his mother, country, but it would have been the same had he been away a month, or three. He travelled light and played hard. He had to, or the emotional baggage would have crushed him like the tin can of rental car would have done had it rolled another eighteen inches into the glacially deposited granite boulder.
For no reason other than it was theoretically possible, he thought that the plane would crash as it came into land. It didn’t. And then customs was unusually a breeze. Bizarre. The bull faced x-ray operator gave him a strange look but they never even checked the metal in his leg.
PAUSE II
Monday December 1st 2025
LANGLEY, VA
“What’s he doing now?” barked Wade.
Ross, zoomed in on the image. On the larger of the two screens in front of the specialist, was the pixelgrain, picture of a man in his late thirties. He carried a guitar and had a small pack on his back. There was the hubbub of airport all around him. Nothing unusual there, but you could hear Woebegone humming a tune, and when he stopped humming you could hear his breathing. Wade reached over and hit pause.
“I don’t geddit” protested Ross, turning his attention to the other screen. “Not unless they give us something more to go on.”
In this frame Woebegone was frozen waist up. The same, but unsheathed vintage guitar was slung across his belly, blurred in the swish and sway of his hips. Since the crash the shimmy had been a little awkward. Clean shaven, dark eyebrows, open-mouthed, rolling sweat transfixed upon glimmering cheekbone.
At the click of the mouse Woebegone resumed full primal flow.
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lyrics
JOHNNY WOEBEGONE
SO I GO BY THE NAME OF JOHNNY WOEBEGONE
AND I’M A WOEBEGONE A LONG, LONG WAY FROM HOME
PEOPLE SAY IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ALIAS
BUT A PRIEST BLESSED IT NEVERTHELESS
SO I GO BY THE NAME OF JOHNNY WOE-WOE WOEBEGONE
I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER’S LIFE
I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER’S LIFE
HOW DOES THAT WORK, WHEN SHE’S GONE?
SHE’S A LONG GONE WOEBEGONE GONE, GONE, GONE
BUT I STILL SWEAR ON MY MOTHER’S LIFE
ON THE ROAD AGAIN JOHNNY? WHERE DO YOU GO, GO, GO?
ON THE ROAD AGAIN … TWO FOR THE SHOW, THREE TO GET READY
WIND ME UP AND WATCH ME GO, GO, GO, GO, GO
KIDS AT SCHOOL, CALL ME WEARY BONES
I MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING HAWKED UP BY A STORM
TEACHER SAID,” WOE BETIDE!
IT’S THE WEARY BONES THAT RIDE, RIDE, RIDE”
I’M A WEARY BONE WOEBEGONE A LONG, LONG WAY FROM HOME
GANGSTERS, G-MEN, RAPTORS AND GHOSTS
SHARPENING THEIR VARIOUS CLAWS
ARMS TRADE PROFITEERS, GOVERNMENT YES-MEN
A WAR TAILOR MADE FOR DOUBLE AGENTS
SOME SAY A NAME HAS PROVIDENCE
SOME KIND OF BEARING ON THIS SONG AND DANCE
DOES THAT MEAN I’M MARRIED TO MISS CIRCUMSTANCE
OR IN HOC TO MR MISERY SILVER LINED PANTS
I DON’T KNOW, BUT I STILL GO BY WOEBEGONE
I DON’T KNOW, BUT I STILL GO BY WOEBEGONE
I DON’T KNOW, BUT I STILL GO BY WOEBEGONE
WOEBEGONE, WOE BEGONE, GONE, GONE
Danbert Nobacon & The Axis of DissentTwisp, Washington
Danbert Nobacon 'freak music legend,' 'mischievous political goblin,'got an associate degree in the science of children’s
play in England in the 1990’s whilst moonlighting in the punk rock band Chumbawamba.
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Exceptional punk music! I love sloppy punk, but this manages to be clean without without losing any energy at all (maybe even getting more of it in the process!). Can't recommend it enough and show them to everyone I know zacharypinkham
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(STILL MUMBLING....STILL MAD.....STILL HAPPY.....AND.......SAD)
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